@Fenchurch: I love Natalie Dormer, but she is too old for the role. Margaery is supposed to be 16. I would have loved to have seen Dormer play Melisandre. That would be perfect casting.

Thanks. Will be trying a few, just hoping they can pick up last minute. I am really disappointed in the Salvation Army though.

Any advice Jezzies? I am driving up to upstate NY tomorrow to go clear out my storage locker. I've been paying for it for 5 years and just want the stuff gone. I'm only taking some clothes and my books back home with me. Everything else including a bed, table, housewares, cookware, etc. all needs to go. I tried for…

@mahmahmahpokerface: I've never watched Oz, but I really want to check it out because Seth Gilliam is in it and he's my TV boyfriend.

Shouldn't this article be tagged NSFW, as in Not Safe for Women? You owe me a new set of pearls.

Those are portholes for nipples? I thought that was where the ammunition went.

@This Lady is Brutal: Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!

Based on the title, I thought this was going to be a piece about January Jones.

"If you do not keep your knee from touching mine, I will rip your balls out through your throat and fashion them into button covers for one of my new boucle jackets."

Here's the thing: If it were a right-winger, conservative, dickwad in Weiner's place, I would be all over him. The zingers would be a flyin', the righteous indignation would be in full force. It would be hypocritical of me not to feel the same way about Weiner. Just because I like his politics, it doesn't mean I'm…

They kept me off the all A honor roll. That was a big deal back then.

This is so timely. I just discovered my old elementary school report cards a couple of weeks ago and have been fuming about them ever since. Almost all As, gifted program, reading at a 12th grade level in 2nd grade. The only subject I didn't get As in? Handwriting. In fact, I got straight Cs. So while I understand the…

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't 90% of baseball just tubby men standing around on a field grabbing their own asses and scratching their balls?

About 5 years ago, my cat and I moved home for a month between the bar exam and starting my first lawyer job. About a week into my stay, my mom called me downstairs and started accusing me of going through her purse and wanted to know if I had taken some money from her. I was indignant and couldn't believe she was…

So because you disagree with me, you verbally attack me and then try to throw your weight around and report me as a troll? Grow up. She grabbed a shirt off the merch table and tried to make a positive statement about supporting equal rights for everyone no matter what their sexual orientation may be. Why that is…

So I was looking at an ad for an apartment today and found myself asking "Does it have all the machines?" Awesomesauce.

Based on the comments, this should be another one for the Jezebel #prettygirlscantdoanythingright folder.

I lived in Amsterdam for a summer and didn't spend much time in coffeeshops as my natural habitat is the museum. (If you ever go to Amsterdam, you absolutely have to go to the Verzetsmuseum). I will say that the weed tourism market really does pump money into the economy and I didn't see a lot of problems with stoned…

Food costs are way up and there's a drought. Of course people aren't eating fruits and vegetables.

@Understater: It's a tough choice. I graduated from law school in 06. I have a number of friends and acquaintances who are unable to get legal work. I just got my first law-related job in 2 years. We all did really well in school, had lots of extras. good interships, etc. The market is so flooded with lawyers right…