Yeah, Russia gets next WC and winds up with the easiest WC group I have ever scene. Nice. -And France also winds up with easy group after accusations that the selection system may unfairly favor France, and could screw the Netherlands (which is exactly what happened). Nice. -I don't really care that Brazil and…

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? HELL NO! And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough... Wait... Ghana and Portugal, too? Shit.

Come on, guys, let's try to look at the positives here. For instance, Switzerland:

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

Hey whats your favorite team?

35-year BBWAA Member, 11/13/2013: You can't just go around commoditizing something that is sacred and pure! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

I did not make this

You know who isn't thin? Richie Incognito! What a fat fuck that guy is!

Nice try getting me to look at close ups, Barry. but there's no way I'm going to check a Slovakian.

Please turn off your computer and walk into the ocean until you are taken away by crushing darkness.

It's almost certainly just pine tar, which pitchers use on cold, dry nights because the ball is hard and slick, in part because they don't want it to slip out of their hand and hit someone in the head. Teams generally don't gripe about this because there's a mutual understanding that it's in everyone's interests for…

I'd say Skip Bayless, but what on Earth would an ESPN employee be doing at a hockey game?

Thousands and thousands of empty seats. Exactly what I know and love about the A's.

The Dodgers urinal?

You'll notice that the title of the post is not Most Ideologically Upstanding "Pizza"-Claimants. Science cares not whether Chicago-style deep-dish pizza meets some definition of the word "pizza." Science cares only that it is a tastier and more satisfying foodstuff than all the other ones listed here.

Yeah the Clippers must be real pissed about all the dunking they did that ESPN ignored.

HEY YOU GOT IT WRONG! I OBJECT AND AM OFFENDED.

Fuck You.

Just to complete the hatemail-baiting kick to the groin, you should have misspelled Cincinnati.