“These wipers SUCK.”

I formally request screenshots of your best tweets so they can be measured against PJ’s. Much obliged.

Marry me.

When he finally got a chance to bat, it was the fourth ball of the 17th over, and the West Indies were down 155-116. They would need to score 40 runs in their final 21 ball to win.

Come on. What a ridiculous poll. Nobody says “Yah.”

Kobe Bryan #graphicdesign

I just listen to this on repeat for 4 hours straight.

Be charming.

This is the first takeover post I’m convinced is an April Fool’s Joke.

“That’s more like a 270.”

Butthurt Pirates Hurt Butt

Ok fine. You convinced me.

All due respect to your “1st clip is better” stance, but that 2nd clip is bananas.

Who has the worst golf swing on staff?

Anyone else never remember their dreams? Like, ever? Ok awesome. See ya later.

Ed Sprague. He looked about 150 years old in Griffey Baseball for SNES.

Great list, but the correct answer is obviously Tim Riggins. The only reason my wife is still with me is that he lives in Texas. I told her he’s not real but that only made it worse.

you guys i think he thinks basketballs are phones

10 says he ate it.