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Vikings fans splatter purple when they hit the ground.

He made them look bad because he stood up for a cause he believed in, a cause that THE OWNER OF THE TEAM PUBLICALLY CHAMPIONS?

If you accept the premise that you need QB play of a certain caliber in order to win a championship (statistically, it is difficult to evaluate this statement), and you believe that there are a limited number (say, under 20) QBs who are capable of playing at that level, then it makes sense to pay a lot of money for…

I sincerely hope the end result of this article being published is Priefer being unemployable as an NFL coach.

Do you ever sit around and admit that Samer has no idea what he's doing?

Jay Cutler Is Ridiculously Un-Photogenic Guy

Nick Foles played on Sunday Night Football against Dallas last season, as well a Monday Night game against the Panthers and a Thursday Night game against the Bengals.

Do you want to hear the terrifying truth...or do you want to see me sock a few dingers???

THIS.
I get so sick of hearing people bash Cutler when it's plainly clear they don't know what they're talking about. The guy has consistently gotten us to 10-win seasons (or had us on track before injury derailed things) - doing so behind one of the worst offensive lines in recent memory & taking a fucking beating in…

Even though it was a lifetime ago, it's a bit unfair to blame the losses on Cutler when he was with the Broncos. They had one of the worst defenses in the league and was giving up on I think around 25+ pts a game. Almost as bad as the current Redskins defense. And that's baaaad.

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"Oh man, I bet there was pepperoni in there." [cums again]

The Bears wear navy, not black.

Tip: NONE, FORREST, NONE

Vote Barry Bonds, Mark McGwire, Roger Clemens & Sammy Sosa. Burn that mother fucker to the ground.

Oh, also Maddux. Because he was amazing.

Footrace Between Drunk Bears, Fans Ends Exactly As It Should

This has been swirling around Detroit since earlier this year, Avisail Garcia porked Princes wife while in Detroit, Prince demanded he be traded, Tigers then did, then Prince filed for divorce afterward and played like shit, seems concrete, timeline fits at least

So basically Ohio State fans only chance of happiness this year relies on a potential rape. Sounds about right.