A Schiano Man thinks the government shutdown is justified.

I did not know that this was a Howard article, as there was no unnecessary use of the word "fuck" in the title.

redacted for double post-iness. Go kinja, go kinja, go kinja, go!

So, does this mean the straight brim is over?

Uh, no kidding? I look forward to the next article about the sun rising in the east.

Deadspin loves Nate Jackson almost as much as Nate Jackson loves Nate Jackson. I've tried to read his articles and his book, but his ego gets in the way everytime.

deleted for being dumb.

He did mentioned that in the article: "It is genius. Trestman—or should I say Slugworth—doesn't really get the compliment, though . . . ." Reading is FUNdamental.

And now he is an awful morning sports radio personality. He is terrible AND he parrots Fox News from time to time.

Even worse, the Broncos front office has offered to drive them home.

Mike Maycock's daughter is still pissed that she let her father pass along her son's name to the birth certificate transcriber.

+1.21 gigawatts

Why have a huge headline that said "Part 2: SEXY SEXY SEXXX SEXXX SEXXX" then if no actual sex was occurring? Some might call that sleazy as well.

What was your favorite beer you tried in Oklahoma? What about your favorite coffee? Any interesting travel "nuggets"? Also, there was a surprising lack of bullet-pointed Red Sox factoids in this article. Maybe.

Ostentatious writer is ostentatious. This should be a Slate article.

This whole video is one big Dexter McClusterfuck.

Below, I plotted each team's 2012 record against their 2013 away game price bump . . .

At least we know how to properly use images with visible pixel ratio. USA! USA! USA! USA!

So they are Steelers fans?

Great minds, I guess.