When you can hire Crispin Glover to coach your football team, you do it!

Very well researched and written. Not your typical slideshow of A-Rod or racist tweets. Well done.

How many days a week would Peter King steal your lunch out of the SI fridge? At least 2?

Riley, using an imaginary whip on your black teammate is not what they meant by positive non-verbal communication.

Meh, Jane's Addiction wrote a whole album.

Yeah, and they only talk about the good stuff, like the rebuilding of the city, resilience of the residents, etc., etc. They should bring up the lawless and rapey Superdome every year.

So, is Jermon Bushrod any good?

Roctober? More like Rape-ril.

She should have seen this coming. He has been calling her "Cuyahoga" for weeks.

You are correct, sir. The defense is the reason Seattle made the playoffs last year. And the refs. (See Green Bay, Chicago games).

The pictured cat was later gunned down in the city's Auburn Gresham neighborhood. The Chicago police currently have no leads.

In the US, the Star Spangled Banner? A lot of people don't listen to RAAWWWK, but everyone knows the anthem.

SI.com's front page got it right: "Belichick talks"

I am very bored reading your boring comment about a picture of a bored baseball fan at the game reading one of Tom's "Bored Baseball Fans" posts. I wish I was at a baseball game and there was someone there to photograph it for me.

Large. Black.

There are consequential Deadspin posters?

For those of you not seeing the humor, I would suggest reading the script for "Roadhouse 2012: Pain Still Don't Hurt" or searching his twitter feed for the vignette about cleaning Crazy Cooter's pool and how Dave the corncob gets hit with a hammer. If you don't think those two things are funny, then I say "GOOD DAY…

I'll just leave this here:

Eat Fresh!

I am trying to get drafted as high as possible by an NFL team . . .