I thought he got fired once for punching a kid? What an awesome guy.

That makes it even funnier. Those kids are fucked!

It is just a defense mechanism he has used since Finch fucked his mom.

OHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

"Since Prince" is the go to phrase, I believe.

So, what you are saying is that you love cheap beer, and that you would order Ultra at a place that has real beer, first and foremost, even though it is really expensive? Got it.

So, from one shitty city, drinking shitty beer, to a slightly less shitty city, drinking slightly less chitty beer? You = American Dream.

Philly Cheese Steak. Or Cincinnati Chili.

Right? And it makes me think about "Spaceballs", so it is a win/win.

Khakis? I think these guys should STICK TO JORTS!

Must be early in the day, before the buffet opened. Those polos and khakis are far too clean.

Pictured: Odin Lloyd

But Simmons has never been self-deprecating, and has always had that "you know I am right, and me and my boys are the best" attitude, even when he was more likable.

Outside of 3 or 4 players, is anyone in the NBA likable?

Simmons is sort of the first guy to go from the proverbial Mom's basement to ESPN, so it is interesting to watch. He is pretty bad most of the time, like in the previous post, and he has flashes of what made him popular, like in this post. I don't really like the guy because he is full of himself and he overplays…

I don't care for him because of his utter lack of self-awareness and self-deprecation. He got where he is because he wrote from the perspective of a regular joe who was passionate about sports. But, as he has gotten more access and more money, he started writing stories that weren't as relatable to the everyman,…

You should run your plans by House-O, J-Bug and Cousin Sal so you can properly rate your trip on the Tyson scale of epic Vegas trips.

Beat me to it. +1 of Anaheim.

You should really get your Caps Lock key fixed.

"I don't what the problem is with him calling himself a 'full-blooded American Inuit chief originally from the Aleutian Tribes of Alaska.'" - Artie Moreno, Managing Partner, Angels Baseball, L.P.