The highlighted comments are all great, and they all come from guys that have been outstanding for awhile. Out of curiosity, are there any new, post-Kinja commenters that are worth noting and following? Or are they all just as groan-inducing as those linked above? I ask because I remember the point of Kinja was to…
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Yeah, and Tiger has a recognizable face. Messi is pretty unremarkable, on the other hand. He looks like a short, white (possibly hispanic) guy with a mullet. I see ten guys a day like that here in middle 'Merica.
Tiger Woods has to be considered. He's been around for 15 years, won a shitload of events, and had a terrible [-ly entertaining] fall from grace.
He does share that patented Cutler family enthusiasm, doesn't he?
I am a Bears fan who relocated to Denver recently and have no particular fondness for either the Broncos or Steelers, but I lucked into some free corporate tickets for their playoff game last year. I despise Tebow and was actually hoping for him to fail, but by the end of that game, I fucking hated Steelers fans. I…
Looks like your bucolic field of freshly-cut grass can't help you now, Leitch. MMMWWWAAHAHAHA . . . MMMMWWWWAAAHAHA!!
High school kids in my home town would buy a dozen day-old donuts and then would drive around pelting joggers with the same. The jelly-filled ones were the worst. White people problems, indeed.
But did Rudy win the big race to help Camp Northstar beat Camp Mohawk? I hate those smug Camp Mohawk bastards.
Is your inner lion a "fuck lion" like Marques Slocum (http://deadspin.com/292650/marques-slocum-has-fascinating-pets)?
Yeah, I also hate it when people show me pictures of toddlers covered in gross blended orange foods. Congratulations, your 14 month-old can't eat properly. Nasty.
Ha!
I am trying to determine if you meant "defiantly" or "definitely" and whether you are mocking him by using "your" instead of "you're." Hmmm.
It is "you're", as in "you're not using proper grammar."
Insightful commentary such as this is why I love Kinja.
Welcome to the internet. You must be new here. Use "google" for all of your searching needs. The porn is in the back.
Well, the old adage is that a million monkeys sitting at a million typewriters will eventually produce slides depicting "Shakespeare's Most Popular Ten Works that Shakespeare Wrote in English".
Barry, I think I know what t-shirt to get you for your birthday this year!
In my opinion, every article Mr. Jackson writes has an underlying theme of his past athletic excellence, and should have a sound file attached that automatically plays Glory Days. You can disagree with me if you want and call me a 'moron', but that is his shtick, and it is pretty tiresome.
But it is required that such an ELITE athlete talk about his ELITENESS in every thing he writes ever? I imagine Mr. Jackson's grocery list looks like the following: