That ball spent so much time on the rim Derek Jeter just proposed to it

Infinite Tucker is the Fox News segment I could really do without.

Regular Baseball Fans: AWWWWWWWWWW

Kinja’s platform also switched to putting the title underneath the header article image and modifying a few other other formatting elements a couple of days ago on most of the GMG sites.

Damn, Albies’s contract is for over five thousand years?

They remind me of crown Vic wheels from the early 90’s.

“Just switch to paste, like I did” - Eli Manning.

I am 100% for stereotyping MRA dickheads based on their choice of sunglasses alone.  I have yet to be proven wrong on this. 

Aubreys, ranked:

Getting banned indefinitely to own the libs

The Cubs ownership would dearly like you to be a white nationalist but please can you make sure to do your white nationalism in a way that will not be publicly linked to them.

Tyronn Lue is basically Donald Trump.

Can you imagine lucking into a situation where you get to ride LeBron James to a championship, then being out of work for a year because everyone knows you’re not that great of a coach and you rode LeBron James to a championship, and then, because the front office of a team trying to ride LeBron James to a…

I’d rather see this truck than be subject to the asshats that comprise the board of an HOA.

So stop staring at your neighbors’ houses, damn creeper.

Please Excuse My Dumb Algebra Story

During the presidential race I remember seeing someone put it this way:

“Mom’s”

yeah, no, you’re wrong. If you think the parent of that kid doesn’t know what a terror the child is being, then your head is crammed so far up your ass you can floss with your chest hair. 

The Post seems to spend a lot of time trying to humanize these horrible people. You can’t have your banner be Democracy Dies in Darkness while trying to stoke compassion for those responsible for its death.