It’s Clear Channel/iheartradio all over again.

Are we not men?

I’m am I love with this photo. I have a 1979 Hobie Cat with the exact same sails as the boat on the right. It’s the first time I’ve seen that color anywhere other than on my boat.

Don Cherry is a jerk who makes a mockery of sports broadcasting by wearing those elaborate and ridiculous suits. Who does that other than attention-seekers? Back in my day, sportscasters wore plain suits and just reported the sports scores. They didn’t make it about themselves.

I like to post this every once in a while

I'm still coming to grips that we both find his daughter attractive.

Boy, it sure would be nice if the Clintons and The Deep State didn’t have such nefarious control of the horse racing industry! Sad!

It’s hilarious how little you understand the process of becoming a Formula One driver in 2019.

Say what you will about the outcome, but this year’s Kentucky Derby was worth it for Matt Bevin getting viciously booed by my fellow Kentuckians. 

Gabe, god dammit im ready. Put a helmet and cup on me and I’ll roundhouse the butter long and true. How hard can it be? They put it in front of you, and you kick it to hell. It’s no different than your little trash can on a Monday. You’ve been preparing for this your entire professional career. And there is glory to…

Even by that logic, this is still a sedan. It has a clearly defined B pillar and full size rear seats and the roof does not end at the B pillar.

TL;DR Old guy spends an hour proving the cardinal rule of rock music: whatever you liked when you were a teenager will imprint and you will never again care about any music the way you did then. This is almost as bad as Leitch’s Jamboroo/Funbag fill-in when he asked “Is there good rock music now?” and then googled…

It’s December. Why’d they be wearing balaclavas and discussing winter’s cold in summer?

Outttttttttttt sourceeeeeeeee to the private zone! 

The new one is pretty great! Drew is fucking wrong. It’s ok, I still love him, but he’s fucking wrong. This is the danger of the old man contrarian/hot-take game.

Love Drew but he missed on this one. Why does he keep insisting that they somehow represent the state of rock? Clearly, they are not a rock band or at least not in the sense that they are trying to rock out. That’s cool if they don’t click for him or anyone else but it’s hard to argue with both critical and…

As someone who has had multiple songs selected for “Song that makes me wanna run through a goddamn bricked wall,” I gotta say, Vampire Weekend is pretty dope. But they don’t make you want to run through a goddamn brick wall. Whoever is labeling them as “rock,” like Rob Harvilla did in his recent article, is pretty far…

Why Your Band Sucks, 2019 Edition

Goddamn it.

This. Journalist for 20 years. Nary a week goes by that a large business tries to bully the coverage. It’s what they do. It’s why they pay millions for PR firms. I actually had a Haliburton PR rep once tell me, “If we didn’t care about this community, would we have bought them a library?”

My question to the rep: What…