“That’s it. I’ve had it with these Ryder Ringor snakes on this Jagger Firkus plane!”

Pretty sure this is actually a list of Bristol Palin’s exes.

The height of that bar is statistically indistinguishable from ground level.

I’m just here to say that I never realized Cincinnati was the same shape as Alaska and that it’s freaking me out.

I love that he has to keep serving fast food because everyone made fun of him for it once, and he is constitutionally incapable of allowing even the implication he might have been wrong by serving better food now.

Some, I assume, are good takes.

So we’re in agreeance. Dick eating all around!

Watching James Harden not get the foul calls he’s used to is the most reliable joy the NBA playoffs can offer.

Braun is a terrible human that deserves beer spilt on his head every time a pitch is thrown.

They both said that in December 1980, too.

meet, me in. Temecula?

If you made coffee using coffee instead of water, would it be extra coffee-y or would be the brewing process neutralize the caffeine in the coffee/water?

It’d be worth it just to hear Francesa call him “Pyoog” fifteen times a day. 

“Lois, a Khalil Mack is a Khalil Mack, but Clelin Ferrel could be anything! He could even be a Khalil Mack, and you know much we’ve wanted one of those!”

That’s ridiculous.

Bengals neglecting to pick an exciting, dynamic possible franchise QB with a local connection because THIS IS THE YEAR Andy Dalton will get us over the hump we just needed a tackle that’s probably actually a guard

The Blue Jackets also lost tonight so I’m just having a moment as the universe reminds me my sports teams…

Trevor Bauer makes so much sense now.

So basically don’t upset pitchers because they have the mental makeup of a murderous alcoholic. Sounds about right.

To be fair, people should be saying that Alabama is a poverty stricken wasteland.

I am not gonna rank all 21 of these movies but my top six, in some order, are Thor: Ragnarok, Doctor Strange, Guardians of the Galaxy, Black Panther, Spider-Man: Homecoming, and Ant-Man and the Wasp.