“I thought the criminal justice system was perfect in 99.9 percent of the situations.”

What kind of awful people would own an organization and then screw over people so badly?

Aaron Rodgers is Petty.

Matthew recommended she see Lions doctors

Are you insinuating that our nation’s fine law enforcement would frame a black man for a crime he didn’t commit? Not in my America!

The only real union thugs in America are the cops.

And they always manage to find the reddest of asses. Voit follows the likes of Shane Spencer, Chad Curtis (playing days red ass, not went-to-prison red-ass), Karim Garcia and Brett Gardner.

I’ve met Barbeque (he goes by Barbeque). He’s a shithead. Therefore, I can’t decide whether I want him to win because he deserves to be made fun of, or lose because always and forever he deserves to lose.

And Green Onions is not on the list? WTF???

1. The

Umpire Tosses Dick Who Argued Balls And Strikes; Tossed Ball Strikes Umpire’s Dick And Balls

Anyone that voted for Truman Peyote over Storm Duck can go to Hell.

I cannot explain why I feel this way, but Storm Duck is the most awesome fucking name in this region.

Jesse Ventura famously attempted to begin unionizing wrestlers before WrestleMania 2, but Hulk Hogan tattled on him to McMahon and the whole thing was scuttled.

“(Jesse Ventura famously attempted to begin unionizing wrestlers before WrestleMania 2, but Hulk Hogan tattled on him to McMahon and the whole thing was scuttled.)“

Today I learned old people don’t understand context clues.

Placed on the DL for not even being mad, actually laughing too hard.

Murders video game friend (by drone) for saying “cis male” when it was just just somebody asking if their sister had checked the mailbox.

Tweets the n word because someone tweeted “bevor trauer”

I’m not doing the math, but I hope the answer is 80085.