Not gonna lie. I now have no idea what actually happened.

The MAGA crowd is so conflicted: it’s a museum so it’s soft liberal cuckery, but there are kids in cages in that one picture

St. Louis is the only city in my lifetime to lose two NFL franchises. This has to prove something.

My football watching these days is limited to the AFC / NFC Championships and the Super Bowl, so I haven’t heard a lot of Romo but man is he good. I felt like I was getting real insight, not just given platitudes. Len Kasper (Cubs TV play-by-play) had some pretty cool tweets about Romo last night on twitter. But I…

I often wish I could mute the announcers and just have the natural sound of the game, but Romo is the exception. He is fantastic and I hope he never changes. 

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

I think it was that throw to Gronk down the sideline where he noted, “If the safety steps up, he’s going to Gronk one-on-one.” I immediately was staring at that safety, saw him step up, and I was like, “Here it comes.”

How is she the idiot when you can’t even figure out what website you’re on?

It appears you have been triggered. Would you like a blanket and some warm milk? Or perhaps you should turn off your computer for the rest of the evening? I’m sure everyone else would prefer that option.

lol calm down this is a politics website 

It’s true, Big Sisters never made me feel pity or compassion.

Did you know the wheel is older than the wall?  

Considering we have a president who lost by 3 million votes, a Supreme Court with 4 of 9 Justices who were appointed by a president who lost the popular vote, and a Congress where Democrats have received more votes in both chambers since 2012, but recently just gained power due to gerrymandering and smaller states…

I’m just here so I won’t get disenfranchised.

If the genetic problem is that the child is healthier than both parents, then yeah.

You could use a Bic lighter to start a forest fire, why go through the trouble of inventing some new high tech weapon to do it? I mean these people don’t even ask the first most basic questions about this stuff. Weird crap like this has been around forever, I remember email chains about all sorts of crazy stuff, and…

Athough this looks great, your confining the Supra to the MARK IV design and style of the Supra.

Read the rest of the paragraph.

“Hail to the Redskins/Hail victory/Braves on the warpath/Fight for old Dixie!”