Read the fuckin’ blog MrSugarPenis

Has anyone ever admitted to having a racist bone in their bodies? Which bone is most likely to be infected with racism? Femur? Rib? Have medical professionals ever confirmed the existence of a racist bone? Is it possible to not have any racist bones, but maybe a prejudiced tendon? An ignorant muscle?

I admire Trump and his team’s ability to successfully push the narrative that supporting Trump = supporting America. It is so far removed from reality that having to explain it to someone is almost more trouble than it is worth. 

She said this was nothing more than young people wearing “a bunch of red, white and blue, supporting their president.

yeah bitch, star and move on

The shutdown made TSA employees likeable.

I’m going with 6th division, but I can’t say I’ve done much research. 

Ignoring the collective ranting of bloggers and vocal internet commenters, this design is almost objectively ugly. It’s not like an Audi where one could say, well, it’s got an obnoxious grille, but at least it’s decently handsome. This 7 Series is just plain bad looking. BMW could have easily made something better 

One would almost think they’re not actually the “strong” men they portray themselves to be.

As an aside, it’s really interesting to see how sensitive (childishly so) a lot of “strongmen” are, to any kind of dissent or disagreement. Putin, Erdogan, MBS, etc. all seem to go to pieces over their fear of anyone not loving them, or something.

The completely empty seats, the inappropriate use of the Seal of the President of the United States, the poor grammar from someone whose job is communication.

This is why bat flips in baseball should be encouraged.

Not my handiwork, but relevant:

I know it doesn’t even merit a serious response, but the “DURR, why don’t you just move to Canada if you hate Trump DURR” thing is particularly annoying and nonsensical. People speak out against the government because it’s a profoundly American thing to do; we love so much about this country and believe it can…

Fultz: “fix me”

Donald Trump is 72 years old and hates to learn new things. He does not know how to use a remote.

A trash man with trash food.

he said that his dinner for a championship sports team’s visit would be “interesting.”