30-0 if the Mets had managed 4 runs per start

LeBron’s hair looks like a post-wildfire satellite image of California.

I mean, sure, deeper bowl to keep your dick dry. Whatever, Matt. Some of us just walk out to the end of a pier and make sure it’s low tide.

Any Steelers player that has publicly shamed Le’Veon during this process who complains about a contract dispute in the future should have Yakety Sax played in their face until they stop talking.

What? That team either scored a touchdown, a PAT, and 5 field goals, or 6 field goals and 2 safeties.

The Franchise Tag should double every consecutive year it is used. The teams get off way too easy with that shit.

So, as an experienced parent, what are the best children’s’ activities to re-live as an adult, that take you right back to being a kid again?

I’ve heard some pretty insane stories, including one where a journalist crashed a press car and just left it where it was to be picked up. There are also a lot of examples of journalists just wrecking press cars on launches or on loan without ever mentioning it, so I would definitely say it’s not a Jalopnik thing.

We did a case study on these guys in business school. Bottom line, until they make a bike that is actually attainable by the younger generation, they are going to keep sucking. Not many people will start with an affordable Asian bike in their younger years then all of a sudden switch culture. They keep making wrong…

Can we just take every major college coach and fire them into the sun?  I know there might be a good one or two in there, but I think we can all agree that would be acceptable collateral damage.

Which means we NEED the Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz!

Wonder if Gundy applies that logic to himself when he left Maryland for a better gig at OSU.

We’ve got rindfleisch!

“Wussification” of American men?  More like the manifestation of decades of toxic masculinity and how men are waking up to its’ negative effects on our society. We don’t need that macho bullshit. We need honest, hard-working men that aren’t hung up on superficial social constructs (i:e- they don’t feel the need to be…

He won’t be a politician for much longer. Tee-hee.

oh, if only I were tough enough to have to hide my body behind flowing fabric of baggy pants. someday I hope to be tough enough to be scared of wearing clothing that appeals to attractive women.

Another thing us “millennials” (love how that’s Become a derogatory term) dislike about Harley’s: They’re fucking loud and obnoxious. I get it, I get it. “Gotta be loud so you can hear me coming!” Really? Because I can hear the crotch rocket coming up behind me just fine, and I don’t feel his exhaust note in my ball…

Came here to say this... But I am living for this drama.

If steam isn’t coming out of Gruden’s ears by the end of the year I’m done with Raiders coverage as much as those players are done with the Raiders.

But if you just keep the doors closed the bullets can’t hit you.  So....that’s something