Sustained success over a long period of time + a bunch of try-hard, floor-slapping white kids + one of the most self-important, fart-sniffing coaches + obvious media and ref bias = easy to hate.

Do...do you think Matt Barkley and Jimmy Clausen are the same person?

Hard to believe he emotionally and physically abused his wife.

Because, like the rest of America, he hates Tom Brady.

kek

These people triage. They wouldn’t be pushing a car out of a garage if they could be saving someone’s life instead.

Contact your local state representative to get your name on the list, I’d think.

Sounds like you've got yourself a semi. 

the optional snorkel, which actually looks pretty badass—kind of like an arm with a flexing bicep.

Well, Bruce’s 280Z is a 2+2, so there’s that.  And for all we know, it may have rust problems - which was far from uncommon on Japanese cars of this era.

i am not convinced we required the explanation

I love using the same picture on every article, but I’m wondering if there’s a way to combine it with the Jon Gruden bit, making Papa just a little drunker in each use.

That was the 40's. Your entertainment options were to watch baseball or catch polio.

Do I have the honor of posting the first “Giant M8" meme for this article?

We looked at this car a loooong while back when it was asking $300K, so I’d say this is pretty much a bargain at its present price.

Yup.

I mean, if you want an example of a non-corrupt union, uh, you’re posting on a page represented by one.

I assume this is what a master falconer looks like. Don’t @ me.

The Yaris sedan and Yaris Hatchback are two vastly different cars.

^^ This. Unless Cadillac is releasing a convertible EV, this is almost surely the mid-engine whatsit from GM.