Nah

Assuming these claims are true (god I hope not), what is the scariest sentence from the excerpt above? I think it’s a toss-up between Breitbart being the 3rd most trafficked news site and John Kelly reading it every morning. Totally agree on the font though, very tasteful.

He was busy anyways planting bombs in George Soros mailbox so probably couldn’t make it.

Thank you for acknowledging that I made a joke

A story is posted about a 15-year-old girl being sexually groomed by her mentor and your response is “But she became a stripper!”

Clearly Kindstrand Nelson is just making this up after seeing the riches and fame that came to Christine Blasey Ford.

Pretty sure they are referring to the long metal tube some home vacuums have, as that would be the closest relevant thing to use as a weapon.
Love how many people automatically jump to the electronics variation of the term. Personally, in an emergency I prefer to throw solid-state pre-amps at my intruder as they are…

I won’t be happy until this guy is behind uneven bars

This is philosophical question you are posing is one of the most interesting I have pondered in a while. Not the Gruden part. But rather the question, “What is the reddest red?” I feel like y’all are on the verge of solving Zeno’s Paradox.

“Coming next week: Vision from Avengers”

Trading arguably the best defensive player in football and a 2 time pro-bowl WR for 3 future first round picks with the hopes of landing basically the same types of players with said picks....yep, sounds like the Raiders we know and love.

What do you do with a drunken Raider
What do you do with a drunken Raider
What do you do with a drunken Raider
Tanking for some draft picks

Hey, Jon. Welcome to Deadspin. There’s some aloe on Petchesky’s desk, you should use it.

So much respect for Gruden trying to get fired and get that whole $100m in one year.

Who loses this much before they get to Vegas?

They way you’ve been highlighting his sun burn as each new story comes along deserves a Pulitzer. 

Gruden has nine years, twelve weeks, one day, one hour, and six minutes remaining on his contract, and is still owed $92,033,032.

Thanks to the appointment of human trash like Blackout Brett Kavanaugh as judges, they’re actively working to make it worse.

Fuck these lawyers. Fuck the NFL. Fuck the laws that allow this shit to happen.

“I gotta tell you folks, its a scary time out there for young men”