Yeah, the four logos saying 3 things all in different type sets and forms is also very disjointed.

Extra points if you were the presenter.

Brett Kavanaugh is probably gonna need a publicist...

He seems surprised that “there is so much hate and negativity toward [him].” I wonder if it has anything to do with him paying someone to murder the mother of his child?

I fucking can't stand soccer.  That car obviously took a dive. 

The problem isn’t going for two but that incredibly shitty play they drew up.

Then, if the bridge collapses and they wonder why the government didn’t do anything about it.

Found Pete Carroll’s burner account!

Why, when you have the anthropomorphized Raiders of the Lost Ark boulder that is Derrick Henry, would you do anything but run the ball a yard from the endzone?

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Is there any way that both of these shitty teams and all people involved can both lose badly? 

Buddy

Wait, is that a joke about how the internal combustion engine displaced the horse as our society’s dominant source of transportation, or a joke about how John Elway looks like a goddamned horse?

He seems to despise literally everything about the game of baseball in 2018. I sure wish the folks at Fox would do him a favor and relieve him of his burden of calling games.

FUCK YOU VOLKSWAGEN

I would 100% rather visit a dormant volcano than attend an NFL game in California.

Anyway, baseball needs heels

That gum you like is never going to come back in style.

I was actually looking for the “A-Rod slaps the glove” gif, but I found this instead and will be using it as my stock gif response forever now.

The Indians reportedly warned the Red Sox of a staffer named Kyle McLaughlin prior to the ALCS.