“Fake shoes!" 

Or shoved out of the way really hard. Or shoved out of the way really hard and ejected. 

Ever since Brian McCann pulled that bullshit on Jose Fernandez and Carlos Gomez, I’ve been of the opinion that the catcher who blocks the basepath on a home run should be immediately ejected and suspended for incitement.

Some fantastic names in this box score, including Jax Biggers, Tanner Gardner, and Sherten Apostel.

$7,699,761

Tiny circles tho

I’m Miazga’s height and I see nothing wrong with this. Lainez is a better player, he needs SOMEthing to cling to when in a confrontation with him.

Who said that? I heard something, but I don’t see--oh, you’re down there!

They’re sending planes east to Ohio? From the coast?

There’s exactly one kit that looks good on a Z32 Z...

+1 STICK TO SPROTS

So this must be the fashion version of justifying the Alex Smith contract.

This is my favorite cross over ever. All of the hate and vitriol of WYTS, with 100% more floral prints. Perfection. *insert loud, Italian, finger kisses here

As long as the “liburals!!” are triggered, his base will support him.  

Greddy G-Racer for days.

I see your 25th anniversary countach sidestrakes and raise you a gemballa avalanche.

Considering you’re on Jalopnik instead of Vortex, it’s pretty obvious that you’re not that person.

YOU LIE!!!!!!
Growing up it was all about the SMZ.

Oh yea?!?! I see your Veilside and raise you an Abflug sucka!!!