On the one hand, Spidey cooperates with the NYPD sometimes, including restoring their surveillance network which he then uses for his own purposes.

He doesn’t really spy on the city. The city is already being spied on by their shitty Bloomberg Mayor Norman Osborn and he just taps into it to actually help people. He also catches homeless people’s lost pigeons. 

Don’t forget the hair, Barry. Snakes typically do not sport mohawks. 

The Porsche flips a heck of a lot, and it goes so fast that it’s hard to get a definite count. The 911 took more than 10, and probably somewhere nearer to 15, tumbles before it settled on its roof.

Peter Porker

You admit, tho, that if the train did fall out of the sky, that would be a freak accident, right? Because that would be pretty freaky. 

What is the movie and where can I watch it.

This is quite groan inducing. Spider-Man helps Yuri, and by extension the NYPD, not the NYPD specifically, she is the only one he trusts, and likewise, and she is the only one he is truly attempting to help. Hell, several times during gameplay he remarks about leaving the scene before the police show up because he’s…

In other words, this is kosher beef.

¼Loko

About that Steeler offence:

The Browns were +5 in takeaways today. Since the Browns returned to the NFL, teams with a turnover margin of +5 or better in a game are 132-4-1. The Browns are responsible for two of those losses and the tie.

I’m calling it now: The Browns are going 0-0-16 this season. 

What’s worse is that they carried over the chrome detailing of the suicide doors but removed the feature itself. So now the window trim looks like a manufacturing error on the production car.

Eh...you know, it’s a whole thing.

Do you know something about the author (Elizabeth Warren) that I don’t, online commenter who doesn’t bother looking at the byline person?

Hey, I don’t know what’s the big deal here. Myles Garrett is an elite athlete playing in the NFL, which is supposed to be the premiere sports league in the US of A. If he can’t bend the laws of gravity to suit his needs during a play, then that is on him, not on the new rule.

“Wherever you happen to fall on Serena’s behavior Saturday night, I’m sure you agree with me that this is the umpire’s fault.”

Too late.

Cuz in the US, speeding tickets are all about money, and not safety. I got a ticket here in Seattle this weekend :(