Donald Trump, wrong about something you say?

Alternate headline: Fundamentalists afraid of fundamentalists.

Yep. That, and the super-stupid-short first gear were the two things that turned me off the WRX the first time around. I could live with the first gear if the interior was a nicer place to be. Got a G37 instead.

I say this all the time, but just imagine how the Boston media would ridicule someone like Peyton Manning if he did half the wack shit Brady does. Between that fucking diet and all these insane fake health products they’d eviscerate him.

+31. My wife and I are going to conceive a child tonight so she can be made great by Coach K.

“Dallas Creamer” is not a real person’s name. This is a sexual act where you wear a cowboy hat and jerk off in your partner’s coffee.

And that’s why they’re conservatives: too many are too stupid to understand non-binary thinking. And that’s why their pejoratives are just literally calling the person what they label themselves:

“Conservatives can be racists, mysognists, anti-civil rights, un-constitutional, etc.”

“Liberals HURRRRRRRR...SJWs…

This. The false equivalencies this cycle were amazing.

Here, let me fix it:

I saw Amniotic Band Syndrome open for Quicksilver Messenger Service at the Avalon.

They suckered someone into building them a stadium, what do they care about winning now that it’s built?

Getting turned into a ve-ge-tayble.

pictured: chemtrails.

It must be true. Here’s a GIF of it.

For the first 20 seconds of the replay I wondered if it really needed to be THAT slow. I did not have to wait long for an answer.

+1 phatty veggie burrito in the parking lot

As he waits for his coal job that’s never coming back.

Trump Supporter: My penis doesn’t work and I can’t bend over to tie my shoes. I haven’t challenged myself mentally in 25 years and loud sounds frighten me. This is all the fault of people who write poop jokes on the internet.