He’s going to rehab, not an insane asylum.

His name is Dick Whitman.

You underestimate Ohio’s leniency for stupid.

Actually it doesn’t sound like that bad of an idea to me. And after people go to a game, they can stop at Ice Town on the way home.

You’ve hit on a personal grinding axe of mine. Geography snobbery is something that goes unquestioned in pursuit of punchlines, I’m ready for some pushback on that. I live in South Minneapolis and I get people who grew up in the burbs or outside of the metro and have never been outside of MN for any length of time…

I feel like 8 total people who write things have been to Cleveland or Ohio or any midwestern city really. As the shirt says it’s not really bad at all. There are things to do and you can be happy there. Not sure why we have to shit on these places with hundreds of thousands of people so much.

This has been going on since BAE sold the place at the turn of the century. Top Gear probably put a spanner in the works years ago but the council has always wanted to build on it. The issue is that Dunsfold sits in Surrey, which is mostly green belt land (for Americans that means its zoned so you can’t build anything…

At least for the last guy, sure.

At least they did the honorable thing and confessed when there was 100% chance they too would get caught. Good hustle, good effort.

Counterpoint: fuck comcast to death. And everyone that works for them.

I worked on one of the early prototypes when I interned at Honda R&D in Ohio a few years back. Ohio is in America.

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Counterpoint: No, they won’t win today.

Agree 100%. Vontaze Burfict cheap shots someone, he’s the worst human on the planet. Steelers cheap shot someone, STEELER FOOTBAW.

Great pick. Odyssey and Oracle is my favorite album of all time.

Cafe standards ushered in the current amazing golden age of internal combustion we currently are experiencing. Companies actually invested some money in engine technology and it’s fucking amazing . Everybody wins . Get fucked .

Hey yokels, enjoy getting fucked in the ass:)

Trump Pence have no plans of applying civility, they shouldn’t expect it.

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