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Let it be known that Dave McKenna’s contributions to this in Slack were the puns “Knoblauch that kick!” and “Shankiel.”

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Egypt broke their own world record time in losing to Israel last night.

I don’t get it. Touching hands is a lot less physical contact than getting your ass handed to you.

Well researched. Well written. If your out of the job next week you should send this to Algaezeera. They’d love it.

for some perspective on the size...

+1 Flight 815 Crash

Spoiler Alert: Jeremy Bentham and John Locke are the same person!

Word has it that Lou Holtz’s speech has long plagiarized Peter Gammons’ tweets.

JET FUEL DOESN’T MELT PLASTIC GAS TANKS

Wasn’t exactly a news story for me. I was very little, but I remember the May 9, 1986 parade. Ukraine. 170 miles west of Chernobyl. My mom and grandma were looking out the window with all the people marching and cheering and waving flowers and flags... I clearly remember mom and gmom discussing how so many people were…

It's not just golf. Their coverage of this year's 24 Hours of Le Mans (which started Saturday and ended today) was horrible. Commentators were fantastic, but Fox should...just not cover sports anymore. Golf, racing, whatever.

You can also add that Fox screwed up the 24 hours of Le Mans coverage this weekend as well. In order to cover more of the US Open, they moved the race from FS1 to FS2(which no one has).

Counterpoint: Nope

Different guy. You’re thinking of John Travolta.

Tempted to write a script that continously emails him Ali quotes.

It’s a professional ad, not some amatuer Youtube channel. I’m certain they were advised of the risks and compensated accordingly. Also, it’s cute that you think stupid ads didn’t exist before millenials started shooting them.

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