well it’s certainly not “guy who decided this was the right video player for Deadspin”

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The average residential power bill in Florida (where Tunsils is from) as of 2016 is $123, about 15% higher than the national average. The average US household uses 12,000 gallons of water per month; 8,000 gallons of water in Lake City, Fla., costs $32.32 as of 2012.

I’m so sick of hearing about the fucking shield. It is a goddamn sports league not a covert military group.

Kinja?

Columbus. One more disappointing Ohio team would be wonderful entertainment.

9.

The hypocrisy that this hit is flagrant but the other one is just good hard football is such a fucking joke.

The thing that enraged me about that play- and seriously, I have no rooting interest in this game- was that the Bengals were flagged for a less egregious hit on a receiver that made a similar turn-up-field motion. I have no fucking clue how you can call one illegal but this one which was MUCH more apparent never got a…

but we’re not talking about you. We’re generalizing so we can dislike a certain group of people based on some internet based idea which may or may not be true...

Manifold destiny is importanter.

I don’t like stace, but just because I don’t like it, doesn’t mean they should be punished for liking it...

Well I can now confirm my wife is not a horrible space creature.

You can’t see the left side C-pillar and it really looks like that car has a (low power/not working) CHMSL. I think the rake’s bigger than an Escort and the car’s a bit sleeker. As it sits with its running lights on, the plate is set pretty deep, too. 86-87 Accord hatchback (had to flip the best sample I could find…

Bring back Avus, hail Satan.

He hit that one all the way to Mount Lookout!

Fun fact: British Columbia was this close to joining the United States back after the Civil War. When the Dominion of Canada was created, it was just everything east of Ontario. West of Ontario was still British North America, an English colony.

The correct phrasing would be “It has the optional V6”.

Lock him and Marlins Guy in a room and tell them you’re not opening the door until one of them is dead. Then shoot whichever one comes out.

and if you’re going to get a c5 might as well get a z #amirite