Maybe he prefers terrible Chinese live action versions.

"Hush" money, as it is commonly referred to, has a gradual and proportionate ratio of money amount / vehemently pressed charges.

For $50, kiss my ass; I'm taking you down with prejudice.
For $100, I'll consider it and then take you down to China town.
For $500, I won't hate your guts but this isn't shut up money. It's…

Because real enthusiasts buy NA Miatas.

Not because it's the fastest way around a corner, but because it's the most exciting.

Audi allroad. Every service or replacement requires you to take the entire front of the car off. Want to change the thermostat? It will end up looking like this:

This is all about sucking, so I'll begin with me, in a parking lot...

At a minimum, you're missing a comma.

And that was pretty great, too, because Esteban Gutierrez managed to walk away from that monster flip. And his assailant, Pastor Maldonado, only managed to get a five-place grid penalty and only had two penalty points added to his license for China, which is ridiculous considering he basically scooped a guy onto his…

Usually I'm all for calling someone an asshat. Doesn't matter what they've done, or who they are, but in this instance I'd say the asshat mantle is undeserved.

Torch, this is gold. This is probably the best you've written.

Is this site seriously being trolled by hundreds of 20 year-old college co-eds? The Mk3 Jetta is a shitbox! It looks like a Rubik's Cube with most of the stickers peeled off. It's the opposite of reliable and well-built.

I don't know how I feel about the 918. I feel like Porsche took road car technology and turned it up to 11, while Mclaren took race car technology and turned it down to 8. It is not the job of supercars to set efficiency or emissions records....they exist to push the boundaries of performance and excite. To that…

But the bright side is that you are now the American sports journalist who was banned from the 2014 Olympics for online pics of you yanking off your knob.

Audi guy seems like a jackass. But how do we know what transpired between 1:09 and 1:13 when the camera was turned the other way? Question: if bike guy hit Audi guy's window really hard just then, would it justify Audi guy's reaction? To me, probably... sort of like the NYC thing with the Range Rover Sport back in…

Why have you chosen to use exposed fasteners to attach the rear quarter panels?

With that, Lewis Hamilton joins MI5 so he can speed everywhere. No one told him it doesn't apply to pit lanes.

Finally, someone else GETS it.

Chris Hanson-"Hello, I'm Chris Haaaaaaaaanson. What brought you into this dealership today?"

The Mazda 2 in question is the prototype Mazda 2 EV with a built-in range extender, in the form of a 330cc, 26 HP rotary engine that runs at a constant 2000 RPM. The engine is mounted flat under the cargo area floor, along with a 2.6 gallon fuel tank.