ok I'll bite... Why is that a story?

Where? On Eater? I only saw the one on Twitter.

Oh come on, Asian people are always with the "Hey, my ching chong, what's up?!" Why can't non-Asian people say it?

Good, old fashioned racism at work, here.

"Why don't women just tell us when they're not interested????" -Reddit

"reward her with praise"

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

SimRambo says "When you're pushed, gettin' killed's as easy as breathin."

She didn't call it that, Applebee's did. She was reviewing the food as it's described/named, which is pretty standard in restaurant reviews.

Do you wanna take this summons?

Hear me out. I've read the book and as her sister lay sick in a hospital bed in Peru, the summer heat boiling outside, she took her hand and asked 'Do you want to build a snowman?'

Nobody puts Baby on the floor.

Can prevent armpit fires.

I think I can win this.

The Secret Service...gotta catch 'em all!

"Yeah, you know what Roger, that excuse fucking stinks."

Nothing good can happen to you while wearing an airbrushed shirt, nothing.

I for one, fully endorse "getting in close" when you are flirting with me. How else will I be able to jam my heel into your instep with the force I want if you're not all up in my personal space?