How on earth was it clear that you were joking? People literally say that ALL THE TIME with full seriousness. And go fuck yourself for that "slower folks" line.

Can I legitimately care about male reproductive health and also think ballsack is a silly word though? Pretty please?

To my U.S. friends: don't be surprised. Peter Mackay and many of the other members of Prime Minister Stephen Harper's cabal of assholes are assholes. Even Canadian conservatives can be complete and utter douchecanoes.

Touché is a fencing term. It's a joke. Welcome.

Please. These pants are so bad. They are definitely worse than basketball shorts.

They just haven't had the Light of Western Civilization shone on them brightly enough. Duh.

WTF is right.

"Women have fully-formed breasts, and are conventionally seen as visually the most sexual part of a woman's body."

I agree that there are way more pressing issues, but I don't really think that "I don't want to see it" is a valid argument against female nudity. I know a bunch of people in my state that don't want to see homosexual PDA, but fortunately they don't get to dictate people's lives and personal choices solely because…

I'm not interested in seeing (most) men go around topless. But sometimes they do, and do you know how I cope?

Politically correct? I'm not saying that you chose the wrong words. I'm saying that you chose exactly the right words. Thicke is fighting Patton, trying to use his celebrity and influence to pressure her into coming back. If he had any respect for her, if he actually loved her instead of just wanting to possess her,…

This article really contradicts the one from earlier about how female celebrities aren't allowed to ever live shit down. WTF?

If she has told him she doesn't want to be back together privately, he should respect that. What do you mean "other people write albums"? Um, no, that's not a normal thing to do. And honestly, sending bouquet after bouquet when the person doesn't want them is fucked up too. It's not okay when a woman acts all…

Probably important to note that PC USA, while the biggest Presbyterian denomination, are certainly not the only Presbyterians. Early to mid twentieth century Presbyterians went to a modernist take on the Bible, which is to say they believe it's pretty much open to interpretation. Not saying either side is right or…

You don't have to... but we discern in community. The Bible is an immensely complex text, compiled over centuries out of disparate texts coming from different traditions, written in different languages, for different purposes. It is a story of God's ongoing relationship with God's creation, as told by part of that…

It's pretty victim-blamey to basically tell religious gays that it's their own fault their religion oppresses them because they refused to give up their faith, and a large part of their identity and life. You aren't making life better for them, you're just dumping on them.

I'm really really excited about this, but I do want to point out that this is not all Presbyterians (#notallpresbyterians), but only PCUSA. I'm pretty certain that the more conservative PCA and other "reformed" conservative Presbyterian denominations, such as the one I grew up in, will not be following suit. …

To be fair, the concept of Mutually Assured Destruction has bred a lot of peace in the world.

Oh that's just the bullshit that they say to keep the Violence Patrol off their backs. My kickboxing instructor gave the same speech about "using our powers for the good of our body and never for violence" and then told me "If you don't breaking his fucking ribs when you kick him, you're not listening." Kickboxing…

Maybe boxing next time? They're not shy about punching people in the face!