I don't get the "pacifist martial artist" thing.

THANK U DO YOU HAVE ANY ??? THEY ARE BLESSINGS FROM HEAVEN.

I HAVE BEEN BAKING FOR 50 YEARS MY GRANDCHILDREN LOVE MY BAKING. THERE ARE NO STUPID QUESTIONS AND THERE'S NO CALL FOR PROFANITY, YOU'LL GET CUSS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY CAKE. NOW I WANT YOU TO APOLOGIZE TO YOUR BROTHER <- THAT IS WHAT I WOULD SAY IF YOU WERE MY SON BUT YOUR NOT THANK GOODNESS. YOU PROBABLY THINK CAKE IS…

It really depends on how it's played - in the stage production I saw (not Broadway), it was definitely not rapey (i.e. he didn't touch start the physical touch, waited for her to kiss him after he asked "may I kiss you", etc) ; to me, this one plays as more rapey.

Welp, guess that explains why my man doesn't like v-necks.

I'm just so sad about the lack of pubes. You can't have pubes and wear this suit.

Something more sultry and French?

Maybe this one?

Is this the feminine agenda he's repeating?

He's just repeating the feminine agenda.

Requiem for a Dream doesn't make me cry, it makes me curl up into a shell and mope around for days. It's beyond sad. It's devastating.

Love how "honest guys" means "guys who agree with me." Stay classy, Smedley.

Yeahhhh there's the whole "Oh, I thought you didn't wear makeup!" "Well, I've decided I do me, and you do you, and everything's cool!" Great! But not really NEWS. Nothing she's saying hasn't been said

Otherwise they are going to grow up spoiled little assholes

My stretch marks look like the flames on an old-timey car. YES PLEASE I'mma flaunt them!

I would recommend that anyone abstain from rubbing any head incessantly

this average woman can only have orgasms from vaginal penetration. Which really sucks when penetration isn't an option (boner troubles, post-partum, etc.) I am just a g-spot happy size queen.

I fucking love my Armenian man-nose. Loved it when I was a little girl, too.

Can you bring condoms for the intellect? Latex-free, please.

also "the proof is in the pudding"