"Stay off the grass-covered portion of the legal parcel of real propery over which I continue to hold a common law right of redemption!"

you think Holloway was wrong for NOT getting everyone arrested? I think this was an extremely merciful thing for him to do instead of letting them have an arrest on their record.

Or it was just a fucking joke and the pole stuck up your ass has prevented you from seeing that?

You sound like a fun guy to hang around with......

It's also an argument for blow jobs, if you want to take the pro-life route.

Usually when you see four fat guys struggling on top of an unruly chiefs fan it's in response to a craigslist ad.

Most of those calls are coming from rural Virginia, where they've always preferred to wed themselves to Cousins.

Sepp Blatter is so multicultural that he allows people to pay bribes in any kind of currency

Wow, football was more dangerous than I ever thought possible. A player notorious for avoiding any and all contact wherever it was possible to still do his job (and even a few situations when it wasn't) has head trauma from playing.

Cardinal Fan's response:

I know this seems shocking and senseless to many people, but this sort of thing happens all the time.

Well, I don't know who #31 is, but he sure plays like Jason Sehorn

The $10 still makes it more valuable than the "Rex and Rob Gas Company" which the Ryan brothers started after a memorable Thanksgiving feast.

I dunno, 9ers fans are degenerate meatheads. As yuppie as SF is, there's still a strong undercurrent of scum.

Dear Aaron,

"What if Tebow's Broncos run were the only exposure to football India ever had? What if Tebow ended up playing for some upstart pro league in India? And, most of all, what if there's a right-handed Tebow in some parallel universe with a mustache?"

Adam Dunn would kill for this kind of efficiency.

Before clicking on the link, I knew Florida would be responsible for this. And sure enough. Sure, there are other stupid states in here, but it would have been the end of the world if Florida wasn't involved in this somehow.

Dave is lucky. The school board detectives completely missed his team's most sinister mantra:

"Hey! Mitt Romney spelled backwards is..............yyyyenn...mor...tim. Yen, mor tim. Reminds me of the time I went to Benihana's with McCarver. Guy always had alligator arms when the check came around. Well, our waiter was a young Chinaman, think he might have been a little bit retarded, and..."