Not to worry. I’ll just hide out in the back of a soccer net and they won’t be able to find me.

It’s simple, you just need an upgrade, Dave.

She is doing exactly that. She’s just correctly noting that it is not the job of a nurse to investigate criminal wrong doing. Remember: “In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute…

We’re gonna need bigger suspenders.

Anybody what having an 1982 ESPN @ 3 AM flashback?

/Messi completes simple pass

If my words were misplaced.

+2.54

Sure, Bobroczkyi looks stiff out there. But you should see how ten minutes in bubbling hot water relaxes him.

I think the lack of “tear-away” (for want of a better term) is a problem. If you are on a natural surface and you put serious lateral force on the ground with your leg, real turf will tear away, leaving a gouge.

Yoenis Cespedes and Jose Bautista would make a great President and Vice-President. Could they govern effectively? HELL NO! Would they be any worse than whichever one of these hamburgers actually gets elected? MAYBE! And, besides, when shit goes sideways, they could just have a home run derby. If we learned anything…

I heard she beat a dude’s head against the wall over and over again until he told her who John Galt was.

I guess that narrows it down to Hank being in the armor, then.

He'd also know better than to turn his back on a witch.

only carefully placed thermite charges could have broken a man's ribs in the manner seen here

"The second law of thermodynamics basically is the more ways something can happen, the more likely it is to happen."

Lets not diss annuals.

Nor should it. Ever.

Teamwork and cooperation?