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When a racist psychopath kills double digits of people in Germany, it’s a major event that shocks the entire nation and gets declared a terrorist attack.

I don’t know about that, it’s not like they’re a one time use thing.  A hundred would probably be enough, much more of a custom than mass production situation.

To be fair,  Musk is bad

The most important thing to remember about Elon Musk’s Eldenring build is that he’s a libertarian asshole who demeans and abuses his employees while taking all the credit for their hard work, coasting through things thanks to an army of idolating idiots who think success can only come from brilliance and not through

Woman. You can just say woman. “Female” is so weird.

female

I saw a message in Elden Ring the other die that said “snake ahead”, and while I was bracing for a fight, I found a really, really tall ladder.

Lego Star Wars Contains TWO Droids That Might Have Killed Pregnant Women

Not sure if they’ll ever go the give-all-The-Boys-Compound-V bit, as they already have supes (Annie and Kimiko) on the team, and they already did the Compound-V-as-addictive-drug plot with A Train. Bluntly, that plot point in the comic was one of the things that led me to give up on the comic, and Garth Ennis’ work,

Fucking slide show . . .

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You know, the MCU put off depicting Nidavellir dwarves and it seemed safe to assume that like in the comics they’d be barely distinguishable from Tolkien or AD&D. It was a beautiful twist when they finally cast Dinklage as Eitri and made him TEN FEET TALL. They forge weapons for gods so why not.

So...they’ve created Second Life, but somehow even lower quality?

I mean... you’ve got to build bypasses.

And then Disney buys Microsoft.  And then Amazon buys Disney.  And then the Vogons demolish the Earth to make way for a hyperspace bypass.

I am so spiteful that I am literally going to have this shit printed and put on my wall.