cryptocurrency and NFTs are a scam.

who lifted her own shirt down

You can give them money directly? The problem was never the method of compensation for artists, it was their colleague’s willingness (or lack thereof, honestly) to do so.

It just means we can have entire Sean towns now.

When it’s punching down, yes.

Funny how none of those cryptos are the big movers and shakers in town, thus meaning that the point the article makes is still utterly valid. As long as Bitcoin and Ethereum (and yes of course, Ethereum is just about to go Proof of Stake definitely any day now) are Proof of Work, this means nothing more than going…

One of my favorite Michael Che things from SNL is one of the times when crude oil prices were very, very low, and he said “Oil fell to $40 a barrel, which is, let’s face it, a pretty good price just for the barrel.”

“I choose to remove myself from criticism, while still earning money from any new Freddy’s games that come out. Conveniently, since I won’t be the public face anymore, many who might have hesitated to buy them will decide that this makes it fine to again. Even though I’ll still get the money and almost certainly still…

I too like it when tall people pick me up so we can speak at eye level.

can see the garfield phone event happening sometime in the future, people will be confused

I want a Toys story movie based on this event.

Wow, an article about Taskmaster. What a delightful surprise! This is probably my favorite task:

Do you mean “a director tried to use a game to actually say something - multiple somethings, in fact - rather than retread common tropes like saving a princess/the world/etc.” 

Uh...what? The original was not “cartoony”. It was anime.

I saw this flick during its original theater run.

I was eleven.

Even at the age where anything with a video game property even tangentially attached to it made my heart race, I knew this thing was absolute shit—and I knew it walking out of the theater.

I still own a copy, just to remind myself that I didn’t actually…

This should help explain it.

As a Zen main, I find no greater joy than when I take down some cocky Genji or Tracer zeroing in on me with a well placed headshot. Counter-sniping Widow with a charged volley is a close second.