Balmut
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This is why I won’t be playing anytime soon. I’m buying and playing the game to get the cool looking armor. I’m not paying a 70-dollar fee to then buy a 20-dollar skin, thanks.

I’ll check this out down the road when the game is on sale for Black Friday at 20 or 30 bucks. I fucking hate battle/season passes and cosmetic

lmao sadly “Canon is a fool’s stricture” is a 100% Linda Codega original phrase, and sadly I’ve wasted it in the dek of an io9 blog.

guess i’ll repeat what i always do;

You know what I’ve found as I get older? The more developers try to out of their way to create an endless gameplay loop, the less likely I am to engage with it. Give me a solid game that is just fun to play, don’t force me into unskippable cutscenes upon repeated playthroughs of the story, and I’ll put 300 hours into

I hope Kinja didnt make this the size of a monitor...

No, this is cringe.

OK I forgot him that’s def one more. 

Alan Moore is rolling in his coffin.

Man, I would love if they brought back this Spider-Jerk with the Uncle Ben that survived!

I wish Bill Murray would throw him in a trash can

What’s weird is that for so many people, the actual gameplay and mechanics aren’t going to decide whether this will be a buy.  The real question is going to be how this ends up getting monetized.  Because if there’s even a hint of gameplay mechanics like gear, upgrades, or skills getting monetized, then this game will

When you tell these idiots about how many people of color were actually in medieval Europe, and their presence was just erased from the historical record by people they’d really get along with, they fucking implode with rage.

As a dev, I will tell you the true feelings of a lot of developers is “wow, if I didn’t know so many talented trans people, my game would never get finished.” I mean, I’m currently running about 20 different tools in my pipeline developed by trans devs. Most teams I know have a trans person working in a major role,

Please let Jermaine Clements as his father

Yeah most of this isnt British lingo.

I’ve also heard muppet used a few times as an insult.

Except “snuff” is typically used as an insert for death, as in they’ve “snuffed it”.

Because my balls are amazing, duh!

Could you imagine a work where we sexuality testicles like we do breast. Dudes getting giant ball enhancing surgery. Pants cut with little windows so you can just see a little of your balls.  I want to live in this world