The second part of that lemonade stand story In The New Yorker is kind of revealing, too, but in a different way:

That’s reverse racism!

He raised by apes though. Monkeys aren’t apes. This story is just a rip off.

Technically, it was a universe that was Cronenberged. (As the real Cronenbergverse was UnCronenberged)

Jango’s dismissing replies he doesn’t like, so I thought I’d leave my response to him here:

Jango said:

I would like to remind everyone that this is not censorship and that Playtonic as a private business has the right to express itself as they see fit. If they do not wish to include voice work by a controversial figure in their video game that is well within their right. Jon’s free speech was not violated in any way…

What glorious land must you hail from to find an African-inspired female centaur robot boring?

Primary function: Keep Summer safe

Mei is, objectively, the BEST

Any time is a good time for Jojo. WRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY!!!!

Waiting for him to sick his miniature giant space hamster on someone.

This gif by Simon Bachmann, currently working on Pathway, marries the sci-fi art of Simon Stålenhag with a Lucasarts adventure game.

the ironic part about that scene is that Raiden’s character model actually doesn’t have a penis for obvious reasons.

There was also that time where Abe Lincoln and George Washington showed up to save the planet from aliens

My suggestion would be to hang out at the zoo and start hitting on the women who are looking longingly at the gorilla enclosure.

My suggestion would be to hang out at the zoo and start hitting on the women who are looking longingly at the…

He should make the homeless fight over McDonalds then force the winner to suck his wiener like normal rich Right Wing people do to honor Jesus.

Why the HELL does that seem to be a popular trend in modern anime—the brother and sister who kinda wanna bang, but it’s okay because [arbitrary reason why they’re not really related, but they still are enough to check that fetish box].