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Because there are no lids on restroom toilets, which means that aerosolized fecal matter gets sprayed six feet in any direction upon flushing. You touch anything in that radius, you’ve got shit on your hands.

Hexadecimal skin plz?

If I ever had a buttload of money and a fancy event to go to, even though I love dresses, I’d feel compelled to get a really well-tailored tuxedo. I was named for Katharine Hepburn, so I kind of feel like it’s my destiny.

Some people are a bit more sensitive than you or I. Hell, these days I’m so much more sensitive than I was in my twenties.

I’m pretty sure it needs to know Psychic to trigger it’s Z-Move.

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ETA: Slightly NSFW and very violent/rather gruesome

Terra/Tina has the best music theme ever! Celes is the star of Opera House, one of the best sequencies in any JRPG ever. But to be fair FFVI is a super rare example of a game that has an ensemble cast and it’s hardly possible to define a protagonist. And neither of them seem to be really able to compete with the later

”What are your thoughts on the inauguration, Squall?” 

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Dead Cells is Castlevania meets permadeath. You explore an interconnected castle that sprawls and shifts like those stairs in Harry Potter, except evil. Death, however, replaces backtracking, and each death will unlock more of the world. Combat is Souls-inspired. It’s on Steam Greenlight right now.

Did.... did you pee on it?

Well, You’ll just have to wait for Trump’s grand “golden” finale.

I also like to think that he wears the hat, overalls and moustache ironically in an attempt to spitefully make fun of all the other characters, but nobody in the mushroom kingdom gets it so they just assume that’s how he does things.

Waluigi’s name only makes sense if you understand Japanese pun. It’s actually called Warui-ji in Japanese. Warui translates to bad. It’s also an anagram of Ijiwaru meaning cruel/ill tempered.

Lol, that’s Dan Ryckert from Giant Bomb with the sign. He’s obsessed with Waluigi, much to everyone else’s chagrin. The amiibo was announced soon after.

Capcom went through at least four versions of Resident Evil 4 before it was released, three of them scrapped (but not before being shown off at TGS and E3) for various reasons before Shinji Mikami was brought in to deliver the edition of the game that we actually got to play.

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

I like to think that Waluigi is actually just some mundane accountant who’s pissed off at everybody else who gets to make a living travelling the world, rescuing princesses/ghostbusting/being a tyrant so he goes to their sports games to let some steam off.

His name was Mario Mario. His name was Mario Mario. His name was Mario Mario.