Dude, we are allowed to care about more than one thing. It is not a contest.

A sign said each customer was limited to only 3 of each individual item

Apparently ThinkGeek is taking pre-orders for BB-8. (Fulfilled by end of the month, IIRC.) It is taking all of my willpower to not buy it. I don’t think I can hold out much longer...

The NFC’s playoff was just a cascading shitshow. The Cowboys fuck the Lions. The Packers fuck the Cowboys. The Seahawks fuck the Packers. The Patriots fuck the Seahawks. You couldn’t find three fanbases more deserving of making excuses when their teams win through questionable bullshit only to have their guts stomped…

I also collect toys but I hate a majority of other toy collectors. Most of them are dicks who would push a kid out of the way to get what they want. I saw a guy pull a toy out of a kids hand once.

I have a Seattle transplant buddy from Madison, UWisco grad, and huge packer fan, and ho-lee shit did I gloat after the NFC title game. It was so great. I swear he was going to cry.

I think you're right. Either way Luke has to account for thirty years of hanging out. He should have been training. There should be more than one jedi.

The dialogue in the original movies could be just as wooden. The difference was that the actors were willing to play around with Lucas’ lines, injecting a lot more humor and irony into the mix, or ad-libbing stuff altogether (Harrison Ford’s “Boring conversation, anyway” in Episode IV, for instance.)

You mean “I hate sand” isn’t quotable?

Apparently they need to start issuing Jedi hunting licenses to regulate Jedi hunting and prevent the over hunting. They are depleting all our natural Jedi resources! And they don’t even use the whole Jedi, just their lightsaber as a trophy. Unlike Tuscan Raiders who use the entire Jedi.

Why can’t I be a little kid now? All I had was this!

I’m going with ‘she’ because... she’s awesome.

To be fair, most of our asshole fans have absolutely nothing to do with Columbus. We’re the only thing in Ohio worth rooting for, so we get all the assholes across the whole state.

Wolverines and Buckeyes are rivals the way my corporate VP brother with the MBA and I (a freelancer) are “rivals” at tax time.

What the fuck is it with Michigan and OSU fans? We get it, you’ve got a good rivalry, but they’re simply insane about it.

For the first time in years ever, 2014 provided us with a college football national champion

Cleveland does not equal Columbus. I’ve lived in both, Clevelanders are savages. Columbus is much more chill

I know what you mean. It’s like of all the college footbll teams in the nation, it would figure that Ohio State is the one with an asshole fan.

Fuck Ohio State.