Even though their stated motives for their beliefs are true, so is this: Iron Man is a fascist, and Captain America is fighting for his right to illegally beat people up. Period. The comic saga is supposed to be about heroes fighting each other, but to set up the conflict is has turned them both into villains. This…

Does anyone really care if they reboot Jaws?

This is really fucked up, but hot damn.

I’ve always had a fantasy where they bring out the family and kids, and when they say turn around or Let’s welcome home Corporal Marine Todd, the family turns around overjoyed and then they wheel out a casket with the flag draped over it.

I always love it when I can make people laugh, more so when they tell me. I aim to please. /sweeps a bow/ /high fives/

“roasted in a barn fire” made me cackle inappropriately loudly in my living room.

To keep the food hot?

Which part of “she wanted it hot” did you miss?

Wow, you were captain of the varsity pedantry team, right?

God I love you guys today.

Dude. When a server warns me that a dish is hot I am careful not to touch said dish with my bare hands for quite some time. Because I learned when I was about 4 years old that when I am told something is “hot” I probably don’t want to touch that thing immediately. If this woman missed that life lesson as a child then…

This is not an uncommon thing to do to make sure food stays hot all the way to the table, particularly foods like pasta that lose their heat very quickly. Hell, even when I’m making pasta at my own house the bowls go in a hot oven while the pasta cooks.

No, some customers deserve to be wrapped in a blanket and then beaten with a stocking full of soap. Other customers deserve to be killed. Until it’s practical to do those, though, burning will have to do.

The bottom line is that the customer herself, who had no qualms stating her opinions and saying she would return food if unhappy, did NOT hold the server responsible for her burn, so why should we?

There were clear other examples of her being high maintenance and she explicitly said “if it isn’t hot, I’m sending it back.” She got exactly what she asked for in this case.

Did you actually read the story? Because this was a demanding customer whose final words before the server left to put in her order was that the food had better be hot or it would be sent back. Given the behavior of the customer throughout the meal, the server had no reason to assume that the “ordinary hotness” with…

Here’s a tip for you, son; don’t ever go to a Mongolian BBQ, because if you think that anything that’s put in front of you is safe to touch, you’ll be in for a nasty surprise.

She asked for hot food. She got hot food and was warned her bowl was very hot. Maybe she should be a better listener. Dishes like mac n cheese are routinely baked in their dishes, it’s not that uncommon to serve something in a 200 degree bowl.

No. The customer deserves to pay the fuck attention to what they are doing.

It was max 200 degrees while it was inside the friggin’ salamander. It was somewhere below that when it came out. Fajita pans are always that hot or higher (they’re steaming frickin’ water!). It is not unreasonable then to expect a plate, when asked to be “piping” hot, to be somewhere in an unsafe to touch range.…