They kinda make me want to be a Lions fan.

Steelers fans, ladies and gentlemen!

I have never been made online or on plane

And here I was getting worried my Motor City Kitties weren’t going to make the list this year. How silly of me.

You really need to learn to tell people like that to shut the fuck up.

Hi, and welcome to Deadspin. They do this every year for all 32 teams.

Wayne Fontes. Still the Lions’ most successful coach.

Yes, the Steelers are the only team that has been subject to a "Why Your Team Sucks" article. The only one.

I don’t think it’s a negative at all, I would have laughed at that guy too.

People think that celebrities who aren’t unbelievably friendly to them must therefore be total dicks. A friend of mine told me a story about how he got to meet a NASCAR driver before the race. My friend said the driver barely said one word the entire time they were together, the guy was a total dick. Never mind the…

Reporter: Did you speak to Roethsliberger before suspending him? What did he say? Did he claim it was consensual?

How is this a negative? It might be the first positive thing I’ve ever read about Rothlisberger

I’m ridiculously excited for tomorrow. It’s like stashing a tooth under the pillow on Christmas Eve!

Next up: the Detroit Lions.

Also, a few months ago, a colleague of mine tripped in front of Ben Roethlisberger and he laughed.

The Duggars also espoused the same type of holier-than-thou bullshit while their son molested his sisters. They’re hypocrites and beneath contempt.

Ah, yes, how convenient. Reminds me of how Jill Stanek conveniently discovered her moral opposition to birth control and abortions right after she finished using the former to space her children (and was no longer capable of having them).

Again: One rule for them, one rule for other people. They want to deny other people the choice that they were able to make. That they might regret that choice doesn’t mean they weren’t free to make it, and it doesn’t mean other people aren’t equally free to make it, and it doesn’t mean that every person who makes that…

Or they’ve turned their personal grief into such self-centered fanaticism that they have no empathy or understanding for other people. Especially not for other women or for babies once they’re born. Cutting off access to care in the name of helping other women is...nonsensical. Especially when they’re trying to defund…

Good gravy! The hypocrisy is the final straw for me.