I guess. It’s become one of those things that’s so ingrained in a lot of people’s understanding of history that they never stop to think about how obviously at odds with reality it is. France did not establish the second largest colonial empire in the world by being a pushover.

Captain America disagrees.

There’s a certain point at which ignorant historical jokes stop being funny and start being just ignorant. Jokes about France losing wars have long since passed that point.

This just wasn’t as much fun as the Bucs blog because, well, I kinda feel sorry for Jax and Cleveland. They are the missing chromosome of the NFL...

The waves in that pool are formed by the leprosy and staph fighting it out for supremacy.

Don’t tell that to the guy that was at the sports bar on the night of the draft wearing a Jags jersey who commandeered the biggest TV in the joint to watch said draft when there were NBA and NHL playoff games happening.

You’re a gross person and should feel bad about yourself.

Perhaps when they apologized for the “content” of Feldman’s performance, they meant the part where he said he had a new album coming out soon, because, someone owes all of society an apology for that.

In your fucked up sub100 IQ world women deserve to get beaten because they are porn stars? Get real fuckface. Also, Christy Mack was way more well known than War Machine before your man crush beat the shit out of her.

Possibly, but I think it’s more that MMA fighters and their fans are the biggest bunch of assholes we’ve ever assembled. Jesus Christ, these people looked for their announcer and said “Yeah, people want to spend more time with Joe Rogan.”

Exactly, this is not a “sport”, it’s pure brutality. People into this crap should be barred from procreation and seek counseling ASAP!

You’re just full of relevant things to say, aren’t you?

The sole point of the NFL isn’t for two people to knock the other one unconscious, but good try good effort!

That’s when you ask Siri “what do I do if some asshole is jerking it in the stall next to me?”

I was flabbergasted when I moved out of Nevada and found that you couldn’t buy booze all of the time and that bars had mandatory closing times. Now I own a bar and I do occasionally drink before noon, though mostly that’s tasting new booze to see if I want to carry it. I spit at least some of the time.

I went to stand in line at a deli one day, looking at my phone and paying no particular attention to the people in front of me, when I look up and realize the dude directly in front of me has a fucking SNAKE wrapped around his ponytail like it was a hair elastic and said snake was basically eyeing me from above (i am…

Norrin Radd enjoying some quiet time away from Dawn Greenwood.

That’s on you, man.

Maybe don’t read an article about where Ant-Man is at the end of his movie?

It’s an article about where the characters are after the movies. Spoilers are inherent to the subject matter.