I don’t know why I’m even bothering but...

Warrick Dunn was already 18 at the time of his mother’s death, and through the fate of genetics, had a skill set that let him go to college for free and then make seven figures after that. Let’s not pretend he’s a homeless kid from Detroit that became a brain surgeon.

More galling was Thomas’s dissent from the Ayala opinion handed down yesterday, in which he responded to the Kennedy concurrence’s discussion of solitary confinement, and essentially said that unless convicted murderers are buried alive and forced to spend their entire sentence in coffins, they have no grounds to…

Make sure you are the stud....https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_…

“There’s no love involved. It’s like a factory,”

As a person who breeds thoroughbreds (not personally), I will say THERE IS NONE. The only thing I can think of is that costs my farm $45/day to keep a mare at a farm (usually one in Kentucky). You have to wait for the mare to be biologically ready to be bred. The meter is running during that downtime. Then you wait 14…

Ha! That would be like someone’s dad buying their wife lingerie on Mother’s Day.

I was always pissed at my mom when she bought my dad power tools for Father’s Day, or Christmas, or his birthday. I always thought she was “gifting” him tools so that he’d make things/fix things for her, like a backhanded gift. I called her out on it one year and he said he actually enjoyed getting tools. And now I…

Trust me, he’s into it. I wouldn’t get it for him if he wasn’t!

Nothing says “I love you” like giving someone the gift that requires them to set foot in Home Depot. (I actually enjoy buying tools, I just hate fucking Home Depot.)

My dad gets: Free lunch and a Home Depot gift card.

You are probably right, but I’m pretty sure Drew doesn’t read this site anymore.

Notably absent: “tools”. Any tools. Fuck it, even parts for tools.

Are you related to Izzy Mandelbaum?

Fishing gear should be interchanged with golf gear and then you’ll have a winner of a list (a true rarity).

If I don’t get a fucking hammock this year, there will be hell to pay. HELL! Got that 9 and 6 year old proxies?! I finally have a yard with two trees in which to build my utopia with a Homer-esque hammock as the…

the fuck is wrong with you

Billy Ray Cyrus and Hulk Hogan, I imagine, for starters.

Are you giving your dad a blowjob or waiting to receive one from your kids? Either way, this is not a good thing.

How about a son who doesn’t continually disappoint me? That’s all I really want.