Maybe it was the time I grew up, but I've always liked longer hair on a dude. Gives a girl something to hold on to if you know what I mean. Also: Beards.

I have never found any reason to dislike Ke$ha. She's incredibly intelligent (apparently she's a badass at math) and writes her songs because she just wants to have fun, not because she really wakes up in the morning and brushes her teeth with a bottle of Jack.

Rainbow chard:

Never mind how much Paleo people love them some expeller-pressed coconut oil from Trader Joe's. CAVEMEN DID NOT HAVE COCONUT OIL.

I'm vegan, so let me answer by explaining that this woman is an idiot. Does that help?

I was just watching a documentary on the chimpanzee. I enjoyed watching the part where mumma chimpanzee put the placenta in a waterproof bag and then blogged about it. AHH NATURE.

Call me an old, but those are the beloved Kewpie dolls of my child hood. They are not creepy, especially once you squeeze the tummy and the Kewpie sounds like your basic dog toy.

And I weep that you do not call this the Marley defense.

And Janelle Monae.

FINALLY SOMETHING KANSAS RELATED THAT I'M NOT EMBARRASSED ABOUT!!! Sorry, sometimes it's just so hard being from Kansas. It really is a great place with some wonderful people.

Snuck out of parents house a week before my 15th birthday. 1988.
Walked to the party in the surfer-laden suburbs of Lake Forest (yep,
the OC baby!). Was wearing thin peach top with black bra underneath,
and short black 80s skirt that had those 3 ruffles tiered down it. Was
blonde. Was very blonde due to Sun-In. Was tan.…

Mrs. and Mr. Catheter will be wed at the FSM Chapel on Fiddler's Green.

It's Jack. Snort.

Ok. So what about pot?

This is 100 times better than gaga's new song and video......rock on

True story: back in college, my roommate and I tried to do one of the Sweatin' to the Oldies videos but within minutes my roomie tripped over a chair leg while flailing his arms in the air and trying to grapevine at the same time, almost killing himself. I myself almost perished from lack of oxygen while laughing. …

Are you kidding me? This is fantastic. He used to be so much more coy about himself, but lately he's ALL sparkle and sass.

Richard Simmons gifs!

We all remember where we were the last time we found Val Kilmer attractive.

See, THAT was a bad movie.