Between three pregnancies (one ended is miscarriage) and breast feeding I haven't had the good stuff in almost four years. I'm going on a bender when this one weans next summer. I'm kidding.....sort of.

What a voice. Different Drum is my anthem.

I have nothing but love for this man. I met him at an event the local hospital hosted. He spent time visiting every table in the room (around 30) and did a little schtick at each one. I danced on stage with him, took a photo with him, laughed when he talked about shitting his pants watching "Cabin in the Woods" and…

Clearly you are a great comic book fan. Go watch Howard the Duck in peace

That movie was a goddamn travesty. I'm still pissed.

You don't find Bill Murray attractive?

It might be hubby's and wifey's uploading their homemade porn. I don't know for sure because, ew. (Call me prudish but I'm not making homemade porn and even if I did it wouldn't be online.) That said, I'm pretty sure amateur stuff is a fave of Mr. Baldknobber.

I don't know. She's a pretty fucked up character. She and Murray's character were a pretty good fit.

One of my husband's favorite porn sites ( that he doesn't know I know he visits) is called Wifey's World.

My sentiments exactly. The show bores me.

"Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down."

The Ozarks and the Bootheel may not quite be the South but they sure aren't like the rest of the state. Or Iowa or Kansas or Minnesota and the other Midwest states

Don't be embarrassed. I live in MO, too and I'm proud as hell that I've stuck it out for 34 years. You are a special kind of ornery standing your ground and speaking your mind around these hillbilly assholes.

Before you'ns start bashing the state of my birth, let me say, yes, Missouri is full of assholes. Hillbilly assholes. But the most reasonable among us are appalled. And don't attend the state fair for this very reason. I don't mix well with large groups of hillbilly assholes.

Ha! I was just going to go look for this.

ooh, Anna Kendrick would be good