This is me, reading Miley's quote.

Somebody needs a tongue scraper listed in their backstage rider.

"I want this to be a pretty high-end tour. I want it to be like good art. And I am excited to go to places where people are usually not exposed to too much good art. It can be a good education for the kids who come to my concert."

In the tabloids: Last week, Kim Kardashian's backside. This week: Miley Cyrus's tongue. Are we heading for a world where tabloids are all about celebrity body parts? Next week: Meryl Streep's spleen! Brad Pitt's kidneys!

"Why don't younger children try to be more risque?"

This woman is a textbook sociopath. Possibly borderline - they excel at being observant & manipulative. She's not a serial killer, but she is a killer. And obviously very, very sick. The best she can hope for is life in a locked down mental health facility. But I'm not holding my breath.

Another Match.com story. I said this in response to an earlier one, but all of Match.com's sites should have what the Japanese government apparently requires: An apparatus for verifying the identities and specifics of accounts. I was able to provide proof of my name, address, job title, income, and marital status…

I know they bring me to my knees...

"But Alex can confirm at least some of what Miranda told a reporter .... 'Miranda said she was a member of a "gang" "

Well, "Glory Hole" sounds pretty sacred!

Should have been a dead give away when he listed his occupation as "Deposed Member of Nigerian Royal Family"

I'm sure they will catch Monty Emu. He's not much of a flight risk.

I know he's a baddy, but fuck me Monty Emu is an amazing name.

Monty Emu, 28, of Frencham Road, Southsea

Tons of people are molested, very few kill. It's a shitty thing to happen, but we are all ultimately responsible for our own action. She showed signs of sociopathic tendencies from a young age, and although there is no definitive finding, research is leaning towards sociopathy as being a condition people are born…

Yeah. That says it all about her, right there.

I really do want to blame him for the irrevocable damage he inflicted on her, but I don't think we can necessarily call it the cause. My sister was molested by a neighbor but she has yet to murder a single person. There's something deeper, even more cruel inside.

I had an adolescent fascination with them also. There used to be a weekly columnist in the Toronto Sun named Max Haines who would recount the exploits of some famous, or infamous, murderer. I read him religiously.

If men paid $50 - $850 for "delightful conversation" then I would have a new career.

She's giving Satan worship a bad name.