If your partner had a blood sugar crash- either they or you should have had glucose tabs on hand for that eventuality if the serious condishun was actually a serious condition. Honestly, what diabetic relies on waitresses to provide medical intervention?! Why would you just sit there and wait and wait and wait if it…

“The fuck is this thing they’ve got me wearing"

I hate modern, southern pop country. I love the traditional ballad type music of Dolly Parton and Loretta Lynn. A ballad from the heart is the best music there is.

Wehigh Lehigh?

GET OUT

OMG. Could you imagine opening a Roscoe’s Chicken n’ Waffles franchise out there? You would be wealthy in VERY short order.

Jesus tapdancing Christ... How do you manage living on that island? Everything is trying to kill you AND waffles “aren’t a thing”?

I wish I came from a family this selfless. There are people in my family that will outright revolt if they don’t get their lukewarm chicken and tasteless square of wedding cake.

I refuse to believe anyone could actually try to defend pepperoni lady. I mean, for fuck’s sake.

I don’t know, seems legit. The person on my facebook feed that talks about bulletproof coffee all the time is also someone who really likes essential oils and homeopathy and also has Really Big Opinions about auras. So.

Don't humblebrag, it's unseemly.

damn, you came in guns blazing. i suggest a blaze of a different sort.

Um did I miss the talking dinosaur main character in the Croods? Was there a caveman dad in this trailer I didn’t notice? Honestly the lengths people go to to try to prove a Disney and Pixar are copying Dreamworks just to justifying their absurd astounding.

Stars and Auditions and Banhammers, oh my!

Those were the days ...

If you guys can’t stop bickering I WILL TURN THIS INTERNET RIGHT AROUND

do not explain this to anyone else, i’m trying to watch.

YES PEOPLE

Just great how you dehumanized victims of drug addiction as violent savages.

It’s so weird to hear H. Jon Benjamin’s voice come from his actual human body. But I like it!