THAT'S your issue with this post?!

Here is a quick note on rape and physiological arousal, particularly as it pertains to male victims of rape.

You know, I've been angry about all this commentary but I actually think it provides a great example of why we need affirmative consent laws. You have people all up in this supposedly 'progressive' space arguing that that the burden is on victims to stop violent assaults from happening, with the underlying assumption…

If he says he was raped, maybe we should just take his word for it? No matter who you are, if you claimed you are raped, people should listen.

Maybe he was shocked and didn't quite understand what was happening or how to stop it without seeming like an overreaction from the people outside. Maybe it took him time to realize how terrible that was and how much it had affected him. I really hope he is taken seriously and his experience takes us (public, media)…

Believe victims, guys. Even if we don't like who they are as people, or they're "tryhards" or their art is dumb. Believe them.

I just really like cheese, so.

I just keep hearing "Everything's free in Amer-ee-ca" from West Side Story.

WooHoo college here I come!

The only decent thing Eli Roth ever did was the Bear Jew.

I know this is not the most important detail in this debate, but it always annoys me when this discussion comes up: Who the fuck doesn't like fried chicken? As a stereotype, it doesn't even make sense. May as well say, "All black people like to breathe oxygen. Herp derp."

... the weird Harry Potter obsession you should have outgrown in the third grade while you still can.

A reading from the Book of Ikea.

It's amazing how many douchbags are in this write up.

To Chris Brown and the child molesters...

People are really fucking stupid when it comes to food.

I love the flower! I wouldn't have thought I would like that, but I really do.

This is dreamy... but I look terrible in light colours - so washed-out, I look like I'm on the brink of death - it makes me really nervous about hating every wedding dress I try on. I don't want to be all fake-tanned, partly because I'm allergic to the smell of all of them and partly because I still want to look like…

Yeah I'm pretty sure this is my next potluck contribution, too. Because we have a bake-off every year and I made blueberry/honey/goat cheese hand pies in a lemon rosemary crust that were the fucking BUSINESS and the thing that won was just various carbs covered in corn syrup and mashed into a pyrex. The winner of the…