#solidarityisforwhitewomen

THANK YOU.

Oh, please. Everyone from the Philly area knows that you save the anuses to make scrapple.

I saw a drunk dude wearing a striped poncho and a tacky sombrero + a gunslinger type belt that held plastic shotglasses trying to hail a taxi.

He dropped/stepped on his hat, stooped to retrieve it and haphazardly placed the crushed sombrero back on his head, then he removed the last empty shotglass from his belt and…

Come on, we're sex positive here. Uber Ride of Pride.

Those media and protestors should go home and reconsider their life choices.

Be a struggling writer from Brooklyn - then you get to have all three of your favorite things combined (carry a coffee cup, add the beard).

Just go as a cat (way easier) and carry a Barbie doll. Voila: a cat carrying Taylor Swift.

I should note that I def had to explain the costume to a few people, because sloshing a martini glass around while drunkenly attempting bon mots is a pretty normal Saturday night for me.

The first thing I did, of course, was click on the links because that's just who I am. For the squeamish, I'll satisfy your curiosity: It's exactly as fucking creepy as you think it is.

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I predict that "He save bread" will become the new "monogrammed coffee thermoses."

Have you ever met people? They are, by and large, the worst.

Not scary now, but when it was happening? Terrifying.

I hope this time she actually is gay, just to piss off more mormon mommy bloggers

This was a beautifully written piece of snark and I deeply appreciate it.

Celebrity Edition!

Since I'm already plus-sized with short, spiky platinum hair and more makeup than anyone needs, I'm going as Ursula. I am going to hard-core diva allllll over my brother's party.

TMI alert.