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by the time this 11-year-old is done showing you what she can do with her body, you'll want to take a nap.

Caillou's parents should be investigated for neglect at this point. A) He's 4. He should have hair by now. Aren't they worried that he might be ill? B) The kid needs some speech therapy. That impediment of his ain't going away on its own.

I'm a huge Anglophile but that beans-for-breakfast thing both stumps and disgusts me. Of course, I think baked beans for ANY meal is gross, but for breakfast especially... **hurk**

I'm not even kidding, there's a scene in one episode of Sherlock that I have to skip because Martin Freeman sits there with baked beans on the end of his fork for like 30 seconds and I dry heave every goddamn time.

The only reason this comment isn't dismissed is because of the excellent answer justifiable gave you, because this is some looking-for-a-reason-to-get-upset bullshit. The problem in these stories wasn't the lack of knowledge, it was the refusal to listen to servers/the outright hostility towards them. Everyone doesn't…

Sure there's a name: "fucking weird"

Besides, you just know this guy was wearing Dior. And had a monogrammed thermos.

For anyone on the fence about the Family Guy parody, here's the big thing you need to know: James Deen. As Quagmire. Fucking Meg.

So how much did you spend? $50k is definitely not a must, but you would be VERY hard pressed to plan a wedding with all the traditional trimmings for $10k.

Why did all of you leave at once?

In The Lucky One novel, the main character has a Hispanic best friend named Victor who not only talks with a thin ESL affect, but is extremely superstitious, and basically acts as the wise old POC after his early death. He's written out of the movie (again: they're all lily white.)

I have never seen the Notebook and this is a major source of pride for me.

make Miley want to quit her tour and go back home to practice.

Oh honey, if you act like an enemabag in a restaurant- fart particles are the least of your worries. TRUST.

Screw the family in the last story. They deserved a table by the dumpster. Had my children made fun of a person with special needs, I would have made them apologize. I then would have picked up the family's check and my children would have then had that money deducted out of their allowances until the balance was…

But oh my god, he's GENTLEMAN, ok? We get the celebrities we deserve! Like, right now, we are all trash bags, so we get this filthy interracial couple that's made up of some dumb rapper and some lady who has sex with people sometimes. Gag. Give me good old fashioned white people to admire!

No penis cookies? Misandry!

Our Facebook commenters are voting for "gym, tan, launder" as the obvious joke to go with here. I feel like there's a good "situation" joke to work in as well. What say you all?

I would fucking CRUSADE for the Church of HP