Guess anyone with a different experience from you is just a dirty fucking liar, huh?

NO, THINGS COULDN'T REALLY BE THAT BAD. SHE MUST JUST BE A BAD PERSON IS ALL.

I read this entire thing imagining the husband and wife team that run Vows from I Found the Gown.

Wow. Just Wow.

I used to work at a small town newspaper and it was a great place for people who like crazy shit. Like, everyone always used to feel it necessary to call any time they grew what they felt was a abnormally large vegetable or found a weird looking animal in their yard. Sometimes they would bring it to the office…

You've never seen the Princess Bride, have you?

I hope you evolve out of your asshole stage soon.

You know what I think? I think anyone who's never stood and stared suicide in the face should shut the fuck up. I think anyone who hasn't cried themselves to sleep and wake in the morning only to find fresh tears are already falling should sit the fuck down. I think anyone who doesn't understand what it's like to be…

Ive been pleasantly surprised by how often Deadspin commenters are thoughtful and awesome and completely willing to tell Gawkerites to GTFO

Y0u, ma'am/sir, are a complete and utter buffoon. I have read Jezebel for years and am just creating an account now to reply to you. Your complete lack of reading comprehension — and willingness to accuse someone of a horrible insinuation (where absolutely NONE is warranted) — speaks volumes to your (lack of)…

I swear, every computer in school had little swastikas on it from third grade and up. It's really, really, really, stupid. Such a sad little suburban rebellion.

My response to this (on FB) Today is my husband's birthday, and the day of my parents' departure for Canada. The eldest is taking their absence hard. The youngest is down for the count with a stomach bug. My father in law called to wish the husband a happy birthday, and i told him Robin Williams had died. "Suicide?"…

Bangarang Peter, I'll always leave my window open.

Fire. We just need fire.

It is going to be rocking here in the South with all the annoying kill-joy Bible thumpers gone for good! Yall come on down and party!!

After reading the headline, I was convienced Peak Palin was one of her children. I'm glad it's not but this is still troubling.

I think she's had a small stroke. Honestly, it's hard to tell. How do you know for sure when Bleu cheese has gone bad?

It's pretty bad in Mauritania and that's where most of the press is from. Mauritania is also one of the last nations with actual ethnic slavery in the open, and one of the poorest in the world.

#1 way to impress the shittiest dudes.