So very saddened to hear about Meschach Taylor's passing. He appeared in a guest spot of Criminal Minds earlier this year, which is my clumsy way of saying I had no idea he was ill. He was a gifted comedic and dramatic actor.

Today was heavier on the torsos. Torsolights if you will.

I was 12, and I attracted myself.

Yup. Because the fact that no one told a CHILD about big, heavy, dark adult things TOTALLY means it never happened, right?

"Consider all the roles you'll have played, from guest to sister to bridesmaid to maid of honor to friend to colleague to date to person who has no idea why she's been invited..."

....I never did hot yoga again

wait, seriously? I was at least picturing a tiered cake stand and pretty colored donuts in some kind of pattern. That is literally just a pile of not even artistically arranged donuts. She switches the stacking pattern from alternating to donuts right on top of each other half way through. This has to be…

Oh, Jason Momoa. I am butter that just melts....and then Jason takes that butter and rubs it all over his body and oops, he drops a bit and has to lick it and....oh Jason Momoa.

Just make sure three things are top notch- the food, the booze, and the music. If you do that, I guarantee your guests will have a great time.

Not really disgusting so much as hilarious.

I'm so so sorry that I'm laughing at this, and you, but

TW: Gross stories are my favorite kind of stories.

Y'all have pretty strict immigration laws, though. As a woman, I might qualify for "political persecution" status with laws like this on the books.

I was going to ask for your number, but on second thought I'd rather have a dick pic. Your comments are really irresistible.

It galls me that we can't just say, "Nope, I'm not interested."

I tried to find a gif of Gene from Bob's Burger's where he is eating with no clothes on because "What do you want me to get butter all over my clothes?!?!?!". I stumbled upon a horrible cache of Bob's Burger inspired porn. DO NOT ADVISE.

Tom Hiddleston will be playing country legend Hank Williams in an upcoming biopic entitled I Saw The Light. He will be singing several songs.

Coachella-bound Moaning Myrtle Lana del Rey has reached peak Lana del Rey...