I want this to fail so badly, but going by the current TV hits, it'll probably be on for 13 years.

When I was a kid the family next door included an elderly woman who was the mother's mother. Went to teacher's college around 1902 and helped found the PTA in the area. One day (about 35 years ago, if memory serves) I was talking to the daughter (who was the age of my mother and in her 60s at the time and we got on…

- Ambrose Redmoon

I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY FOR A GOOD REASON TO USE THIS.

It's a sin that I had to wait 24-hours for this.

Yes but without Liam how could we appreciate Noel's superiority? There must be balance in the universe.

In some thread a couple of days ago someone found it. You can buy it. Total it was about $300 if I remember correctly.

Perfection.

Well, you see, 'Mercanism is measured by how many flags you fly and/or how big your flag is especially on this most 'Mercan of days.

We need better education for the young people on stuff like this

Dead on about the comforter. Especially disturbing because it didn't hide stains much. YaknowwhatImean.

Troll please. My gay ass will say whatever the hell I want.

SO I GOT MAURO AND RALPHIE BOY WORKIN' ON THESE GRAND THEFT AUTO CUPCAKES:

NEVER misuse the power of baked goods. For they are good, and they are righteous and those who use their sacred tastiness for evil shall be smited. So, saith the cew-smoke. Now behold the mighty sacrament of the Church of the Awesome Bakery. So let it be photographed, so let it be eaten. Amen.

I have had moments in my life when finding the positive just began to become exhausting. Rather than trying to find the humor (and I laugh at the dumbest shit) in the situation or hoping for a change, it becomes freeing to say, "you know what? FUCK THIS." See: my job.

Raise your hand if you think it's probably a Horcrux...

You've got the gel pens, but does anyone remember scented gel pens? They sold them individually at the stationers and I collected them all.

Okay this probably makes me a vicious beast of a human being, but if my soon-to-be ex boyfriend demanded I take a pregnancy test in front of him (because my word can't be trusted...?), I would do so squatted on top of his bed or something. That kind of disrespect calls for a primal level of retaliation.

They need more women on their executive team, like, yesterday.

It's more of a TARDIS blue.